so i said to himself do you see the sign post with the long arm, well dont take that road that is way to amarillo la la la la la la la la,feck feck, la la la la la la la la la feck feck oh my train is late again, so i said to himself my sister will only be too happy to show you the road if she was here

ps, part 3 will folow on request

so i said to the strange man what is it your after is it salmon or trout? or a lovely lady to make the tea, then miss huey murphy cries out here is a lovely stick to beat the lovely lady its an old custom here in ireland then i shout out to miss huey murphy a women is only allowed to hit her husband when there married so he can slap her back.  Then would you belive it mr micky flyn turns up on his pony and trap and shouts gotham city this way.

PS, part 4 will follow on request

so i put on my cap and gave all the lovely ladies a wink and a smile and said with one leg pointed out dont i look nice! fine shoes fine man, a young lady caught my eye but david ogrady the station master says with a stern voice none of that none of that none of that your a shameless, bold, man mr campbell who told you that you could play petty fingers in the holy water get out the station before i get your name read  it at mass on sunday

ps, part 5 will follow on request

As i arrived home that evening the wife was at the front door with a face that would stop a train!. So i said whats the trouble love she said did you hear the news i said what news she said talk ohhhhhhhh  a lot of talk there is bus loads of them coming to town to see the new man in town. So she said come on we are going to town.You need a new spade and wheel barrow and i need to hear the latest news.Its a dusty bumpy road into gotham city but neddy never fails me, i said to neddy get me to murphys hardware store as i informed the wife to hold on to your bonnet neddy has been told that there is a guiness waiting for him in on the bar in town we shortly arrived at murphys hardware store so i said to shamus murphy how much are your spades he said 4 pound but i have none in stock  i said go away and boil your head thats to dear.So i went down the road to orielys hardware store and i said how much are your spades he said 5 pound so i said over in murphys hardware store there only 4 pounds but he has not got any so oriely said well when i have not got any i charge 4 pound aswell so i said i will come back another day when you have not got any

oh chris

your just as mad as me and myself lol

I'm only trying to save you money.